I never ate my vegetables as a child but I think I turned out ok.

I’m deathly afraid of pigs.

I’m really good at one-liners and really bad at winking.

Sometimes I stop in my tracks and start tap dancing. Push me aside or enjoy the show.

When ever I say something stupid I end it with “and she’s a writer folks!”

Fluent in Spanish, Sarcasm, Puns

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And I’m constantly exploiting the unique nature of my last name to get people (yes, YOU) to remember me and love me. So, yeah. Tell me how interesting it is that there are only three letters. I eat it up.